1. sochiximbashful:

    cudrage:

    Katt Williams on Dave Chappelle: “But Dave Chappelle was decapitated in front of us. And until we deal that. Until we deal with the fact that a devout Muslim was accused of being a crackhead. And until we establish the fact that they said he went to Africa to smoke cocaine when we know they don’t have running water and food over there. When they don’t have paved roads over there. You saying he flew past Chicago and Miami and LA and New York and Detroit, you saying he went past Cleveland and Fort Pierce, Florida, and he went past Okeechobee and Oakland, you saying he went all the way to another country where they not eating? You talking about somebody who has a wife and children, five children, and lives on a farm, he doesn’t live here in Hollywood. You saying you convince people that person was an insane crackhead? And he hasn’t been on movies and TV for eight years is that correct? Ok then don’t tell me about what you wanna tell me, I just watched you decapitate him in front of me… Then when he made 500 million dollars, even though his contract said he was supposed to get half of it, they said he made too much for the contract to be valid, so we’ll offer you 10% of what you made. You mean he made 500 million and they offered him 50? Yes. And he said, “what do you think my fans are gonna say? When they find out you offered me 10% of what I made you.” And they said, “your fans will believe that you’re a crazy crackhead by the time you get home. And my nigga got on a flight in LA and by the time he got to Ohio it was so. And eight years later he hasn’t been in a movie or television and is just now trying to do his real comeback in Radio City Music Hall. It’s bees like that sometimes.”

    Wow. I didn’t know Dave Chappelle was Muslim 😃

    Wow

  2. d-o-r-ia-n:

    I feel like we need to talk about the fact that one of Tony Stark’s descendants is a hot black girl.

    WHO IS NAMED RHODEY. AFTER TONY’S BESTIE (Also known as War Machine) JAMES RHODES.

    LOOK AT HER   also her eyebrow game is strong 

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    LOOK AT HER SUIT

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    THE FLAWLESSNESS I CANNOT

    I JSUT-

    ShE’s PERfect

  3. apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

    apostlemage:

    pyramidslayer:

    look what you can buy

    There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

  4. fuck-bones:

    Starfleet Admirals get worried when Captain Kirk bursts into their offices.

    Starfleet Admirals get a little scared when Captain Kirk bursts into their offices followed by Commander Spock.

    Starfleet Admirals get fucking terrified when Captain Kirk bursts into their offices with both Commander Spock and Doctor McCoy by his sides. 

  5. Aziz Ansari face swapped onto rap albums is the best thing on Earth

  6. theonion:

Marvel Reimagines Green Goblin As Left-Handed
  7. Sooner or later, they will meet the twins. It’s not a world of spies anymore. It’s not even a world of heroes. This is the age of miracles, Doctor.

  8. kristoffbjorgman:
  9. thepeoplesrecord:

    Florida city police department embedded with KKK members
    July 21, 2014

    Ann Hunnewell and her central Florida police officer husband knelt in the living room of a fellow officer’s home, with pillow cases as makeshift hoods over their heads. A few words were spoken and they, along with a half-dozen others, were initiated into the local chapter of the Ku Klux Klan, she says.

    Last week, that initiation ceremony, which took place five years ago, stunned residents of the small town of Fruitland Park, who found out an investigative report linked two city officers with the secret hate society that once was violently active in the area. Ann Hunnewell’s ex-husband, George Hunnewell, was fired, and deputy chief David Borst resigned from the 13-member Fruitland Park Police Department. Borst has denied being a member.

    James Elkins, a third officer who Ann Hunnewell says recruited her and her husband, resigned in 2010 after his Klan ties became public.

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  10. c4ss:

    A facebook video submitted to the Free Thought Project shows a troubling interaction between what appears to be 11 to 13 year old children and a police officer.

    In the video a, Phoenix police officer grabs a young boy and brings him over to a concrete wall in the median of a highway.

    For some reason, most likely arrogance, the officer then makes sure that the other kids are filming.

    Some names are given and then it becomes a little inaudible.

    The next thing we see is this cop, who is much larger than this child, slam him up against the concrete wall. He then begins pushing the youth’s arms up behind his back, in what looks like an attempt to intentionally inflict pain or harm.

    The boy screams out in agony and is then hauled off in cuffs.

    According to Sophia, a woman claiming to be the cousin of the boy in the video, these boys were only involved with the police because the officer allegedly called them wetbacks and they yelled back.

    The children were part of a summer youth program to keep them away from drugs and violence and were out working to earn money, according to Sophia.

    The Free Thought Project reached out to the Phoenix Police Department and they declined to comment on the incident.